Basically this winter break has sucked like no break has sucked before. My daily schedule is like this: My stupid stupid cat wakes me up at 9:45 in the morning so I'll feed her, and then I feed her, and then I can't fall asleep again so I watch the end of Live with Regis and Kelly. And then I watch The View. And then I watch local news. Then I watch Who Wants to be a Millionaire, and then All My Children. Then I go do college applications for a while. Then at four I watch Oprah or Ellen, depending on who has better guests. And then random sitcom reruns until 7:30. Then I eat dinner and my stupid stupid family tries to make me light Hannukah candles and sing ugly songs, and then they yell at me because I don't sing loud enough, and then I yell at them because they are just making up the prayers because they are not as good Jews as they pretend to be and they don't really know the prayers and that's lame. And then finally I meet up with friends but usually that fails miserably because there is nothing to do and we end up driving around aimlessly and passing Memorial Park like 20 times before I finally go home at like midnight. And then I read this really boring French book that I have to read for my French class and it's about a kid in Africa and it has no plot it's just about him getting circumcized and other nasty stuff that I don't want to hear about. And then finally I go to bed at twoish. That's it. That's been my life for the past two weeks. Boring? Uh, yeah.